Odd Shoes to work...
Is it possible to travel over 20 miles wearing wear odd shoes-and be sober? Yes! What happened? Monday morning, late for work, I grabbed a pair of shoes from my front porch. I took a car and train to Edinburgh.
Not until I was 10 yards away from my work building did I notice! I was SOOO embarrassed! I thought about quickly buying a brand new pair of shoes BEFORE I got to work! But the shops weren’t open yet! Incredibly I had a work presentation for my Manager that day! I sure picked my moment! During the work presentation I was able to hide my feet under my chair! Incredibly nobody in my work place noticed ALL day! Consequently, I now double check I have the right shoes on before leaving the house! Makes sure you do the same!
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She-Man date!!!
My meeting with She-man! Yes as the title suggests-this one is strange, but an incredible real life story!
Basically it was online dating, gone wrong, very wrong…
Where do I start? After registering at an online dating site, I was contacted by a person by the name of Vicky.
They txt me and we arranged to meet at the Radisson Hotel.
But as I was about meet "Vicky" and standing outside hotel room, they said: "Are you ready for this surprise?" I said Yes!
Vicky opened the door and said "I'm a man, do you still want to do this?" I said no way, and simply turned and ran! What an embarrassing experience! So it's true what they say that you never know who you are talking to online, till you see "Them"...
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So drunk-I forgot where I lived...
Ever been so drunk you forget where you live? My answer-yes! It happened when I was 18. Me and my friend Martin went to a Christmas Rugby club disco.
To put my alcoholic consumption and consequent condition, into perspective; At this disco, they were selling 4 double-vodka’s for £5. I went with £20 and my friend Martin had double that. We both went home without a penny…
So the drinks were downed and the laughs were had. I ended up kissing some girl, and to this day I still don’t know who it was! From pretty much that point onwards, it is still very blurry!
What I do know is this: I got so drunk that I went back to my OLD address, at the opposite end of town. I had moved from that house years before that!
As I was banging at the door, my old neighbour came and took me home. I fell over the iron board when I returned home, and the rest is history! I made a rather embarrasing apology to my old neighbour. Yet ANOTHER embarrasing moment to add to my catalogue! If only I had used GPS...
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